WTF is Gangster Chic?

OK…

I’m a complicated person…

Fairly intelligent and urbane (no not urban you idiots…Urbane, you know charismatic and worldly)…anyway…where was I…

Oh yes…

I’m a great guy.

I’m also fairly enlightened and emotionally centered. That’s not to say I’m mature or not prone to outbursts…But relative to most others, I think I’m ahead of the curve…

So why am I a relationship pariah?

I’m pretty fit for a man my age. I’m also pretty good looking for a man my age (albeit I’m not handsome in a traditional way, and I don’t really prescribe to any one particular look. One person recently said I evoke Gangster Chic…I thought it was funny…)

I’ve been told that I have nice eyes, I have great hair, I have good hygiene, I can hold a conversation with almost anyone about most things… (Although I always get fission and fusion mixed up…) I love to cook and am athletic enough that I can play most sports.

I’m inquisitive and like to know more than others, because…well…Knowledge is power.  I like to write, and paint but sadly don’t do either well enough to make it a career. I swear too much…and have a penchant for boobies…

When I have it…I’m generous with my money and time. I love to touch and hold hands. I’m creative, artistic and have a wicked sense of humor.

I’m fairly well read, although I’ve never read the Bible, Koran or New York Times from front to back. I’m slightly taller than average. I’m Italian and very comfortable with my sexuality. I’m confident, but still vulnerable and shy at times.

I’m old fashioned, and believe in serendipity. I like to plan and fix things (although I cant remember the last time I got my hands dirty). I like my women to be feminine, and yet… (entitled princesses annoy the shit outa me). I appreciate the differences between male and female bodies. And drink too much coffee…

I drive a nice car and tend to wear labels. I refuse to make those things define me.  And yet I’m always cognizant of people’s perception of me. I like to browse through thrift stores, but rarely buy anything. I’m adventurous with food and will try anything once.

I have great kids, which can only make me look good by association. I’m honest, reliable, romantic, a good kisser and I’ve been told that I’m a pretty good lover.

I need someone to help me out here…