I was sitting down with a friend the other day discussing “what if’s” and “why not’s” and we eventually got to the “what would you change” question…
Now…it should be understood that I’ve had the hots for this particular woman for about five years. But because of several circumstances, including my marital status, things never seemed to work out. Also I think it should be noted, that most, if not all of the issues surrounding the failure of our attempts at a relationship were mine.
Soooo…
Here I am looking at and talking to someone I secretly love (maybe not so secretly…I’m not that subtle…LOL) and I’m thinking…”What would I change?”
So initially I go through the physical attributes:
· I love her eyes…they’re expressive. They change colour a little with her mood, and they get puffy and red when she’s about to cry. They’re piercing and stern, but they sparkle when I make her laugh. They get thin and squinty when she laughs too…which changes the entire appearance of her face. The hard lines of her jaw and chin and cheeks retreat a little and a few curves and bumps from her skins laugh lines take center stage.
· Her lips…I could say that her upper lip could be fuller. But really in relation to her face and the simple elegance of all her other features…Big puffy lips would stand out and make her look like a clown. (I’m afraid of clowns…LOL)
· I love the fact that she’s tall. About my height… maybe a hair shorter.
· Her skin…Pale, translucent, blemish free…Perfect!
· Her hair…I think it could be about 10% darker in order to accentuate her perfect completion.
· Shoulders…I think broad for a woman, but they suit her frame and I wouldn’t change a thing.
· Arms and legs…long, slender and elegant. Her extremities make you believe she could/would excel at just about any sport. Although I know from experience…she’s a little geeky and would just as soon trip over her own feet…LOL
· Now…the three “B’s”… Boobs, Belly & Bum…
I will be speaking from memory here…It’s been a very long time since I’ve seen any of them up close…LOL
· Boobs…Beautiful and pale, with incredibly soft areolae.
· Bum…firm and curvaceous, it seamlessly leads up to a small waist, and down to elegant thighs.
· Belly…Unlike the other parts of her body…this one seems very intimate to me. I can only say this, without exposing too much about myself… I felt at home, at rest, at peace with my head resting upon her little belly. I could hear the universe whisper to me and her body sighed a lullaby which only heightened my experience…(yea…ok…I’m a bit weird…LOL)
· Neck…Long…Elegant…I just want to touch it…
· Hands…thin, and perfect for holding. But they also project strength. I like playing with the veins…LOL
· Feet…I’m not a feet guy…But they don’t seem too big for her body. So that’s a plus…LOL
Interests:
· Her experiences and interests are varied enough from mine that they capture and maintain my attention. And we both enjoy 2nd hand stores…(if you know me you’d think this was completely out of character… As she puts it…”I’m a label guy”…
· She is also thoroughly immersed in several spiritual programs that teach the way to Love through Forgiveness. I always look forward to our debates.
Personality:
· This is the only thing that I would consider tampering with. And it’s not necessarily for my benefit. She seems to have a slightly skewed view of woman/femininity. She doesn’t think she’s feminine… Obviously she’s retarded…
So in short I told her she was as close to my perfect woman as possible…
When I asked her what she would change of mine…she said:
Taller
Thinner
Smelled Better
Hummmmmm….
Maybe I should rethink some of my choices and change her to be shorter, to have poorer vision and olfactory senses…LOL
C'est La Vie…
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