No one cares that I have a headache, but I'm totally going to tell you about it anyway.

So here I am at my office. For those of you that don’t know… I’m an Architect, but I specialize in construction management. So my office in most cases is one of my many construction sites.

Unless you’ve been living in the vacuum of space you should be able to appreciate my situation.  Beyond the physical laws of time, space and the speed of light I know of only one true universal constant in the universe…Construction sites are noisy.

I'm walking around reviewing the site progress; all the while:

My Head Hurts…

My Eyes Hurt…

My Neck & Shoulders Hurt…

I take some extra strength Excedrin… (Repeat as often as the instructions will allow…)

30 minutes later…

My Head Hurts…

My Eyes Hurt…

My Neck & Shoulders Hurt…

I take some extra strength Excedrin… (Repeat as often as the instructions will allow…)

60 minutes later…

I vomit cuz I haven’t eaten anything except the stupid Excedrin.

Have you ever thrown up in a portable toilet? 

OMG…I never... ever want to do that again!

My headache is worse and I’m scarred for life after my experience in the toilet.

I’m going home!